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bunchofgrapesI've had to do some work work tonight but I set the laptop up so I could also watch the World Series. And I've made a few observations, some tonight and some going back to the ALCS. Just thought I'd share--because I'm really sick of work.
Josh Fogg, the starting pitcher for the Rockies tonight, bears a passing resemblance to a young Paul Guilfoyle when he has his hat on. He does, I swear!
Matt Holliday of the Rockies should never take his hat off. He's much better looking with it on.
I can't stand the way Franklin Morales wears his hat. Is my age showing?
Tucker, my very sweet, extremely adorable, 9-month old, 10lb, "kitten", now has the nickname "Papi". He's also called Stinky Binky but that's neither here nor there.
I think I'm in love with Jacoby Ellsbury. Yeah, he could be my son and he goes against my love of older men and yes, I call him "Puppy" but he's got this intensity about him that's just...sexy.
I love Matsuzaka's little butt wiggle before he pitches.
Jason Varitek is hot. Just saying.
Mike Lowell is sort of hot but he gets takeaway points because of that stupid mustache and the fact that he shaves the hair off his arms. Ew.
I love, love, love Jonathon Papelbon.
I think Curt Shilling is cute.
Kevin Youkilis' goatee reminds me of something you'd see on a guy in a home porn movie. Don't even ask...
Oh, and I think my sister and her hubby are at the game.
Josh Fogg, the starting pitcher for the Rockies tonight, bears a passing resemblance to a young Paul Guilfoyle when he has his hat on. He does, I swear!
Matt Holliday of the Rockies should never take his hat off. He's much better looking with it on.
I can't stand the way Franklin Morales wears his hat. Is my age showing?
Tucker, my very sweet, extremely adorable, 9-month old, 10lb, "kitten", now has the nickname "Papi". He's also called Stinky Binky but that's neither here nor there.
I think I'm in love with Jacoby Ellsbury. Yeah, he could be my son and he goes against my love of older men and yes, I call him "Puppy" but he's got this intensity about him that's just...sexy.
I love Matsuzaka's little butt wiggle before he pitches.
Jason Varitek is hot. Just saying.
Mike Lowell is sort of hot but he gets takeaway points because of that stupid mustache and the fact that he shaves the hair off his arms. Ew.
I love, love, love Jonathon Papelbon.
I think Curt Shilling is cute.
Kevin Youkilis' goatee reminds me of something you'd see on a guy in a home porn movie. Don't even ask...
Oh, and I think my sister and her hubby are at the game.
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Date: 2007-10-28 04:32 am (UTC)I'm sitting here with newly returned husband and mentioned about one hour ago to him:
a) Morales has been bugging me since the Series started because he wears his hat like he's a wide boy. I mean it really distracts from my enjoyment of the whooping (okay I'm almost rooting for the Rockies tonight because I'd like it to actually be a competition
b) I love the way Dice wiggles his ass before he pitches.
In addition:
Jason Varitek is indeed hot.
Mike Lowell is also hot. Haven't noticed the whole arm shaving thing...how do you notice those things?
Curt Schilling is an awesome machine and for a blondy blond he is cute. And incredibly well-spoken.
Youkilis has the most awesome batting stance in baseball. Ever. His beard makes me think of a Hell's Angel. But yes, now you mention it porn does come to mind....but not homemade porn, of coures
Papelbon leaves me speechless. He's so freakin' intense on the mound (I've shamefully likened him to a serial killer) but sooo freakin' hilarious off the mound. The Riverdance will live in eternity.
And Bri's mom and stepfather are also at the game, which makes me sick with envy, even if they are rooting for the wrong team.
Can't say I've noticed the likeness of Fogg to PG. As for the Rockies as a whole, they're quite an unattractive group imo.
I know I have done my job as a mother when Sam can recognize the Sox on the TV and Abby screams "Manny" when he steps into the box.
But yes, I do love this Sox team. And I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks Varitek is sexy and that crooked hats don't belong in MLB.
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Date: 2007-10-29 02:56 am (UTC)I really thought if the Sox would lose a game, it would have been last night because they wouldn't quite be acclimated to the altitude. And for a short while in the game, I thought CO was going to come back.
Haven't noticed the whole arm shaving thing...how do you notice those things?
Yeah, I get asked that a lot. I think it's from watching too much television as a child and obsessing over details.
He's so freakin' intense on the mound (I've shamefully likened him to a serial killer) but sooo freakin' hilarious off the mound.
This guy at work and I were talking about how Papelbon is so intense when he's pitching that no one goes near him (serial killer is a perfect comparison). And yet, he does the YMCA dance with the crowd during warm-ups. I think the extreme variation is what makes him so awesome.
My observations on your observations
Date: 2007-10-28 06:32 am (UTC)Someone on another website I frequent said the exact same thing about Jacoby Ellsbury. Are you sure you aren't just in love with his first name?
Curt Shilling is most definately cute and he has gray in his whiskers. Does it get much hotter than that?
What does the Papi nickname for the kitty mean?
Kevin Youkilis has a total pornstache.
Manny Ramirez hair is out of control.
You are rooting for the Red Sox, right?
Re: My observations on your observations
Date: 2007-10-29 03:04 am (UTC)No, my love for Jacoby Ellsbury has nothing to do with the Jacobi's in Brilon. Albert Jacobi was hot though.
David Ortiz is called "Big Papi". Tucker is about two treats away from being "big" so right now he's just "Papi".
And it's been the Red Sox ever since the moment I discovered Carl Yastrzemski. When Tony Perez got traded to the Red Sox, they became the perfect team.