I should never coach a team with little kids. I'll make them cry and their parents irate. Screw fair play, it's all about winning!

Hahahah. Yes. Like almost every other kid in this town Abby plays AYSO. Yep, I'm the one on the sidelines shouting and jumping. Not even my friends will stand next to me at the games. It's not like it's England playing in the World Cup or anything, but I just can't help it. It wouldn't be good for anyone if I were a coach. Something about patience and having to explain myself more than once.