Cool, fashionable sling is black, which is much better than the blue ones I've seen. But after watching a marathon of Duck Dynasty last night I'm thinking camouflage would be kind of rocking, especially for this area, which is about as far from DD as one can get.

As for male obsessions, I do have an oversized T-shirt with Paul Guilfoyle's picture on it that I might have to wear at some point...